Meet your host!

Hello there! While you may be excitedly thinking that you have stumbled across the blog of the dude from the Iron Chef ...unfortunately that is not the case. While we do share many similarities, namely; sporting outdated hairstyles, speaking in an awkwardly loud tone, and biting into foods with vigour, i will never match him in style or charisma.

Nay, what you have found is more like the early literary attempts of Margot Yarborough. (Pssttt she failed at writing, possibly also at life. Seriously, Google 'unsuccessful writers' and she will come up.)

On that note, i'm going to quit the blog loving for tonight, and leave you with some pics of mah mad-ho life, and all the shit that makes me want to bite into a big, dewy capsicum.

Oh Eddie one day we will be together and you will whisper to me in your soft, weasley tones.

In general I'm not fond of American comedians, save Arj Barker the genius man and a few select individuals, but i can't get enough of the Lonely Island and their jizz-worthy tunes.

Yes, Soy Milk may give little boys man-boobs, BUT IT'S STILL SCIENTIFICALLY CONTROVERSIAL, what of it? I enjoy the brown, chalky goodness of this milk-substitute.


Me being a big nerdy dewche. Nuff said.

x.