Who needs plans when you have none.

TODAY'S MUSIC: Are you Magnetic? - Faker

So i had some grand plans for my last day of holidays...namely hanging out with my home-slice Chelsea and spending altogether too much of my grocery money on clothing and other such luxuries. Then some kind of red-wine fuelled dining, followed by delicious Newtown gelato. But alas! She was summoned to her wenchy bar job, thus leaving me at a slightly loose end.

Never fear! Today i've already: slept in much too late, gone running to the beach and soaked up some much needed sun, had a shower (!!), watched the oscars, shopped for groceries, and come home with all necessary ingredients to make a feast of cookies to share with...myself. NB: I can't wait until my flat-mate gets back from teaching prac...i'm doing altogether too much talking to my computer, walking around half dressed, pigging out with no one to shame me...

Now i plan to spend the evening baking cookies, cooking ravishing ravioli, watching The Great Gatsby and working out what to wear to uni tomorrow (UTS is a self-esteem raping, fashion-loving, trend-setting tower full of Sydney's most elite fashionista's, hence the comfort-first attire that i've adapted over the holidays needs some prior thought).

EXHIBIT A: The outfit i sport most days of the week.

Jeans from my 'last resort' drawer; hairband worn as bracelet from Coles; Shirt from Blockbuster.

Speaking of Blockbuster, my friend and i at work last night were going through our porn section (it was dead, ok?), and we found some gems that i absolutely had to write down. Some of my favourites included:

• Love me twice (if the first time wasn't enough)
  
• Inside Myself
• Shadows of lust (how sinister)
• Andromina: The Pleasure Planet (bahahah! imagine the places you could go with an outer-space theme...the sky is by no means the limit)
• A fairy's tail (hmmm....the innocent creatures that used to live in the bushes at the bottom of your garden, now appear to live in, well...)
• Hunk Boat (10 shirtless guys. 3 exotic destinations. 1 sea of pleasure)
• Thrust! (personal favourite)

Well on that sumptuous note, i'm off to try and enjoy every last drop of the day before my epic 8 hour return to uni tomorrow.

x.